Fun fact: SageRock, Inc. is of the mind that its employees deserve a holiday each month. Paid. Why? Because they’ll never forget the Hog-Tying Riot of ’99, when they delicately asked us to work a Saturday.
Ironically, not every month has that ‘given’ holiday, like your Christmas, or Thanksgiving, or Hanukkah, or St. Patrick’s Day. So how can we validate holidays?
Oh, there are ways.
In January, we had Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
In February, Presidents’ Day.
In March, Day Light Savings Day.
In April, Good Friday.
In May, Memorial Day.
And June? Are you ready for this?
SageRock will be closed Friday, June 19th, in observation of National Vinegar Day. Seriously.
We feel that vinegar is an integral part to our history and modern society, and we will each be taking this time to personally reflect on the wonder that is vinegar. Oh, ye of little vinegar faith, this handy condiment is more than a French fry drizzle, more than something you may mix with oil, MORE THAN A POOR MAN’S WINDEX!
Were you aware that the use of vinegar dates back 10,000 years, or that it may treat athlete’s foot, hiccups, and dandruff? Did you realize Germans make it from beer, or that it has the power to melt pearls. No, because you didn’t ask. Well shame on you. Shame. On. You.
At 2:00 this afternoon, the whole of SageRock converged in the kitchen. Before us stood several mighty bottles of vinegar.
White Wine Vinegar (for the sophisticated)
Balsamic Vinegar (for the exotic)
Apple Cider Vinegar (autumnal and cozy)
White Distilled Vinegar (used this once after my dog was skunked, so must taste great!)
Beside these bottles were shot glasses. Can you guess where this is going? That’s right; in order to qualify to have National Vinegar Day off, we had to do a shot of it. We did it. And may I say: there is no chaser known to man to get the hearty taste of vinegar out of the deepest recesses of your mouth. Needless to say, we EARNED this one, and (bonus!) we get to spend our day off suppressing the waves of nausea.
Cheers!




